What a play on words! The count in this case is you dressed in a vampire costume which includes a cape, shirt with attached vest and nude pants with dropped trousers. The down part come courtesy of your "date." She's a long haired, blonde, inflatable blow up doll in black lingerie who is on her knees doing you a favor. Her knees rest on top of your feet and because she is nearly weightless it is easy to move around. People will be both shocked and amused by this very clever costume.
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