The Colonel has always liked music. Indeed, he was delighted when the MP3 was invented and he no longer had to employ a military band to follow him on quiet country walks. That only left one problem - the issue of on-the-road refreshment. This inspired the Colonel to invent Swing Your Hips, looking for all the world like an old-style personal music player. It doesn’t hold songs, just your favorite tipple. Stroll on.